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Gimme Candy Again!

Everyone’s favorite recurring background character in the Better-With-Salt Universe is ready to cameo in your life too!

Vinyl Decals are weather resistant and made for outside use. Please ensure you choose the correct item at checkout. Browse the rest of our Saa coll...

Vinyl Decals are weather resistant and made for outside use. Please ensure you choose the correct item at checkout. Browse the rest of our Saa coll...

Hot dog!  

She might not be fast, but she’ll still leave you shocked! (at how much she can eat).  

You just asked your idol to strike a pose, but you caught her mid buffet-gorging.  

 A classic look, shape, and demeanor for a very chubby-wubby slime gal!  

Fun fact! Mam can ALSO pop her head off when she needs, though she needs it to eat, so she keeps it on!  

Don’t worry, she’ll be fine… I think.  

What a very (over)productive rancher! Though I don’t see any cows…

Mam is NOT immune to propaganda, more than happy to sit and relax for a looooong time…

 I do not envy whoever is operating that rope, but SHE seems fine with her situation!

You ARE permitted to grab, encouraged even.

She’s not a great secretary, but she makes for wonderful eye candy!

Oooo, you want to give this girl your food soooo bad… Just keep staring into her eyes…

You wouldn’t leave a gal so full and waiting, would you?

If you ever wanted a slime girl’s burp immortalized as a sticker for purchase, this might just be a dream come true for you.