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“Handle with care!”

 “What does it taste like?”

“Don't question the aerodynamics!”

“The view from second place isn't so bad, is it?”

“The view from second place isn't so bad, is it?”

“The view from second place isn't so bad, is it?”

“Don't question the aerodynamics!”

Gimme Candy Again!

Everyone’s favorite recurring background character in the Better-With-Salt Universe is ready to cameo in your life too!

Hot dog!  

She might not be fast, but she’ll still leave you shocked! (at how much she can eat).  

You just asked your idol to strike a pose, but you caught her mid buffet-gorging.  

 A classic look, shape, and demeanor for a very chubby-wubby slime gal!  

Fun fact! Mam can ALSO pop her head off when she needs, though she needs it to eat, so she keeps it on!  

Don’t worry, she’ll be fine… I think.  

What a very (over)productive rancher! Though I don’t see any cows…

Mam is NOT immune to propaganda, more than happy to sit and relax for a looooong time…

 I do not envy whoever is operating that rope, but SHE seems fine with her situation!

You ARE permitted to grab, encouraged even.