{"product_id":"paranoia-standee","title":"Paranoia Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Orders end December 30th\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: Do not purchase this standee if you are susceptible to stress-related disease, faint of heart or are unfamiliar with supernatural events…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf she arrives at your house, place her immediately in a glass case under lock and key and POSITIVELY do not open ever again. Call a priest and await further instruction. DO NOT attempt to burn or discard this standee under any circumstances as that might release whatever was left within.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDO NOT \u003c\/strong\u003eattempt to communicate with her if she starts laughing. If she moves at night, lock yourself in the smallest room of the house and await the dawn (her natural enemy)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item is meant to be sold out but will occasionally re-list itself once it has\u003cstrong\u003e DEALT\u003c\/strong\u003e with its unfortunate previous owners and is in search of someone new.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you receive a shipping notice, my almighty God have mercy on your soul…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArt by @presiarts \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dr. Blackjack (Commercial)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":69096057405634,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/8327\/4690\/files\/Paranoia_Standee_PSD.png?v=1794712474","url":"https:\/\/yorunoecchi.com\/en-gb\/products\/paranoia-standee","provider":"YoruNoEcchi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}